Today, I was sitting on the right side at the seat right behind the back exit. At the very back of the bus were a ghetto couple and a crazy, insane hobo. The ghetto man wore an over-sized black hoodie, oversized white T-shirt underneath, and baggy black jeans. The ghetto woman wore a white tank top, jeans, and flip flops. The hobo wore….well, I was too disgusted to look.
The ghetto couple were tired of hearing the crazy, insane hobo, so they asked him to stop. The crazy hobo then started talking about shooting people and talking about how he would take out his bullets to load his gun. The ghetto couple then walked up to the bus driver and reported him. They sat away from the hobo.
When we got to the civic center in Downtown San Jose, a cop was waiting for us. We stopped and the bus driver got off the bus to talk to the cop. Then the couple were asked to get off and talk to the cop. After a couple of minutes, the cop then enters the bus and questions the hobo.
“Would you like to tell me what you were saying earlier?” asks the cop.
“I said nothing, sir,” replied the hobo in his monotone voice. “All I said was, ‘Fuck you!’”
“Witnesses say you were talking about shooting a gun and you were talking about bullets?”
“Oh, I wasn’t serious. That couple was talking shit about me, so I told them to fuck off - that’s all.”
“Sir, I’m going to ask you to step off the bus.”
We all looked outside the windows of the bus. While all this was happening, more police cars had arrived. Super buff police officers that had so much muscle that their shirts became tight approached the bus. The hobo was escorted off the bus and put in cuffs.
Soon after, the bus driver announced to everyone, “Hey, guys, could you wait out here? If the next bus comes before this is over, you can get on that one. Otherwise, if this is over soon, you can just get back on this one.”
So we waited outside. The police were talking with the ghetto couple, the hobo who was sitting on the curb, and the bus driver who at that point reminded me of Samuel L. Jackson with his BAMF, black voice. Suddenly, the Asian police officer that Samuel L. Jackson’s talking to looks at me. Then the bus driver looks at me, as well. He points at me.
The Asian police officer walks over to me and asks, “Does anyone else know what’s going on over here?” Apparently, not all of the police officers that arrived knew what was going on.
“Weren’t you already on the bus?” the bus driver asks me.
“Yeah, I was sitting towards the back,” I respond.
The policeman looks at me and asks, “Did you hear anything.”
“Yeah, I heard something about that man…” I point. “…wanting to shoot bullets into people, but I had my earphones on - listening to music - so I’m not sure of the exact words he used, besides ‘bullets’ and “shoot the fuck out of them.’”
The police, concerned, looks at the bus driver. Then he looks back at me and says, “Stay right here.” The police officer walks back to the other police officers. The talk for a while and then the ghetto couple approaches the rest of the bus riders. After a while of just standing there, the Asian policeman tells us we can all go.
Remember, talking about shooting people in public is not the best idea ever. But I guess it was an interesting experience to be questioned by the cops.