DM: “You’re out of torches.”
Elf-Thief: “Don’t you have that alchemy spell? Can’t you transform something?”
Mage: “I roll to transform the tiger blood into diamonds that give off light.”
*rolls nat 18*
DM: “…congratulations, you have now bedazzled the cave walls with shiny tiger blood diamonds.”
Dear internet, this is how you gently and thoughtfully change people’s minds. No shaming, no yelling, just a nice nudge to, “Aha!”
I will aspire to use classy same tone next time I try to educate someone about something!
in before someone screams “TONE POLICING” at you
"crumbs were everywhereeee"
"His Third ability is he pulls down his pants and flashes everyone with his skeleton dick."
"Now THAT’S a boner".